nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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hotboysofficial:

"I have read the Terms and Conditions"image

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

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sarah-the-artiste:

every-day-im-tumbling-and-stuff:

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

I THOUGHT 

I

PLOT TWIST 

IT’S BACK

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

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