May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
adefaultsmile:
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Gatsby calls someone “old sport”. Omg woops you died of alcohol poisoning before the game started
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
gatzzby:
hannahsneakers:
why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
#book you threw across the room the hardest
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story
chelsealatelyy24:
If you’re the kind of person who says things like “my ____ »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» yours” then chances are I hate you.
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
“A tourist goes to see something. A traveler sees it along the way.”
– Gentlemen’s Wisdom (via natashakills)
